Tonight I will make my debut as a Christmas Tree in the Abilene City Sidewalks Parade. Pretty big deal.
I wish I had a picture of the costume to show you. I spent hours upon hours on that thing and it is STILL the weirdest, most awful costume I have ever seen.
I was in the parade every single year growing up and I basically loathed it. It seems like the parade always falls on the coldest day of the year. The high for today is only 52, which might as well be freezing in my opinion. The forecast says that it will be approximately 40 degrees during the parade.
Don't worry, I bought some HotHands to put inside my gloves and shoes.
'Tis the season!